your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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