I don't think brook has ever known best
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
Randomize
