You can't special order awesome
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
Shame is for Republicans.
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