you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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