I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
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hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
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I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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