So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
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This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
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not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
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So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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