she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
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He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
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That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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