That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
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you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
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I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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