Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
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She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
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It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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