Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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