I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
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Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
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What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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