Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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