operation harelip BJ is a go
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
Randomize
