if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
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