I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
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ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
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She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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