when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
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Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
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Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Randomize