you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
He uses pillows to masturbate.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Girls should come with a carfax report
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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