He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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