I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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