My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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