I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
Randomize
