literally had 100 drinks last night.
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
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