: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Randomize
