The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
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If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
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Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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