That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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