Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
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Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
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His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
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Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
All the doctor said was why
Randomize