yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
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So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
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When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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