the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
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So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
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I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
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