Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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