wake up i wanna do it froggy style
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
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