Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
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They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
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If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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