it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
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Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
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Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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