Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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