I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
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It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
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You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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