the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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