I wannas sexs uuuuu
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
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she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
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Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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