no. you can't hotbox the world.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
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The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
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i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
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