Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
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I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
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just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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