I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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