im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
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She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
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Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
I love you.
Bad choice
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