Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
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I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
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Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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