I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
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dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
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How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
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