im about as happy as oj after his trial
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
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A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
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Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
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