Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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