I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
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just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
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When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me