No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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