found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
True college students do jello shots in the library
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