I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
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He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
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I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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