I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
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you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
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I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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