if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
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