Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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