so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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