READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
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My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
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On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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