when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
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